Hillary Clinton Nutcracker - (Whichever "side" you're on, this is a serious collector's item!) SHIPS FREE!

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Listing, we don't take political sides, but this is funny. Also, these are quickly becoming very coveted collectors items. These will be worth some serious coin, as they aren't making more of these!

You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker StNine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.


Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
Guaranteed to be the talk of any Party
Hand wash recommended
$24.99

Listing, we don't take political sides, but this is funny. Also, these are quickly becoming very coveted collectors items. These will be worth some serious coin, as they aren't making more of these!

Retail Price$49.99
Club Discount10% off
You Save50%

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Product Description

Listing, we don't take political sides, but this is funny. Also, these are quickly becoming very coveted collectors items. These will be worth some serious coin, as they aren't making more of these!

You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker StNine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.


Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
Guaranteed to be the talk of any Party
Hand wash recommended

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