Deluxe Mystery Box With Optional Mystery T-Shirt - Only TWO Per Day are Sold

Product Description

When you checkout, you will be asked for your shirt size (in men's standard size). If you prefer not to have a shirt, you can select that as well and you will receive something in place of the shirt.

Note:Only TWO of these deluxe mystery boxes will be sold per day. So, if this is currently sold out, check back tomorrow to try your luck :) Also note that you may receive 1 really nice item or many items that equal up to super niceness. Want to note one more thing? Ok then. Here it is. We don't "profit" from these boxes, it's just a fun thing we do for you wonderful customers!

Are you one who enjoy the finer mysterious things in life? Well, then we have deal for you! Yes, we realize that the $39.99 price tag is not the norm for a mystery box, but ah-ah, this is no normal mystery box! If you hate the stuff, they have serious eBay or gift potential! If you dad is one who love surprises, this would be a great dad day gift for him. You can bond with your pops while you both find out what is in the box!

While we cannot guarantee you will love the contents, we can guarantee that you will get something..in a box... that you will get to open... and will be one of the following:

Thrilled
Excited
Complacent
Frightened
Intrigued
Disgusted
Nonplussed
Cheerfully Delighted
Apathetic
Obligated
Bewildered
Confused
Gaseous and/or Incontinent
Regular
Overzealous
Underzealous
Bamboozled, but definitely Boondoggled

Or simultaneously all (or none) of the above.

There is a very limited number of these, so the limit on this is 1. because, only TWO per day will be sold. So if this is currently sold out, check back tomorrow. You know the drill, but here is our fine print anyways:
All Mystery Boxes are labor intensive and time consuming, therefore, we need an extra 10 days to get them prepped for shipment. Also, due to the *mystery* nature of this item, we can not accept returns, exchanges, or be able to refund this product under any circumstance. You are taking the risk of being surprised with the stuff we pack. Please note, if you order other items with your mystery box those items will not ship until your mystery box ships.

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